Mookie's Summer Camp Diary, Day 10

Dear Mom and Dad:

So the last couple of days have been nice, but I'm starting to get a little bored. I mean, three big old black snakes in three days? Who needs that many big old black snakes?

Also: Trailers. Come on. Dogs are Not Meant to Ride in Trailers.

And the weather's been nice, and the counselors are nice enough I guess but it'll also be really good to be home. I hope you guys are having a good time in Korea, but I'll admit I'm a little jealous of all that tasty sounding food. Even though I'm reasonably sure I couldn't pronounce much of it. Here, they've got little tomatoes that are pretty good, and they always seem to drop stuff on the floor when they're cooking, but it's just not the same. No sticky buns, no peanut butter brownies. We'll have to go out when I'm home!

One thing I do not understand: I'm supposed to be the guard dog, right? Why is barking bad? Also: what's up with the baby gate at the top of the stairs? Where's the baby?

Off to ponder. And do the frog butt.

Mooquee