Mookie's Summer Camp Diary, Day Somewhere Past Ten Cause I'm Out of Toes
Instructions for Funnest. Game. Ever.
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Step 1: Grab stick.
Step 2: Run around in circles like an insane dog.
Step 3: Pause.
Step 4: Run around in bigger circles like an insane dog.
Step 5: Repeat! Repeat! Repeat! Fun! Repeat! Fun!
***
Funny they call it a Cat Door.
When, for example, I fit through it perfectly.
Allow me to demonstrate.
***
You know, one thing Chris doesn't get. When I'm done, I'm done. Game over. I'm just not that concerned that we didn't Technically Make it Back Home Yet. Sometimes, I'm done, is all. You go on ahead, that's cool. I'll meet ya.
***
Just for future reference,
Things That Pit Bulls Will Always Like Without Being Asked:
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Action!
The Squeaker.
Peanut Butter.
Action! (Did I mention that?)
That Thing You're Cutting Up
Rustling Poop Bags
Pillows
Little Darty Woodsy Things
Flying Sticks
Things That Pit Bulls Will Always Not Like
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Toenail Clipping
Permanent Forever Abandonment, Again
That Kid on the BMX Bike
That Kid on the Rollerblades
That Kid on the Skateboard
That Squirrel I'm Pretty Sure I Saw On a Skateboard Once Cucumbers - WTF?
Drowning
Deer Flies
Non-crippled Deer
Mom and Dad via that there Intarweb Only
Hopefully that will help clear some things up around here.
***
A reminder: we are not made to travel in trailers.
If we were, you would see dogs in trailers, constantly.
Do you see this?
No you do not.
***
Also: I know it is often funny, but
sometimes it is a little embarassing when your farts are announced. And they don't really displace THAT much oxygen.
Just sayin.
***
Big red couch, I miss you.
***
Scariest pet ever: Acid-Tongued Pit Bull!
***
You are both in my heart. Soon you will be, in little layers just a cell or two thick, on the surface of my tongue. And then little bits of you will be in my esophagus. Afterwards you will be in my stomach and intestines. Eventually you will be in little biodegradable poop bags. By this I mean I love you.
Good night and sweet dreams,
Mookiah
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Step 1: Grab stick.
Step 2: Run around in circles like an insane dog.
Step 3: Pause.
Step 4: Run around in bigger circles like an insane dog.
Step 5: Repeat! Repeat! Repeat! Fun! Repeat! Fun!
***
Funny they call it a Cat Door.
When, for example, I fit through it perfectly.
Allow me to demonstrate.
***
You know, one thing Chris doesn't get. When I'm done, I'm done. Game over. I'm just not that concerned that we didn't Technically Make it Back Home Yet. Sometimes, I'm done, is all. You go on ahead, that's cool. I'll meet ya.
***
Just for future reference,
Things That Pit Bulls Will Always Like Without Being Asked:
-----------------------------------------------------------
Action!
The Squeaker.
Peanut Butter.
Action! (Did I mention that?)
That Thing You're Cutting Up
Rustling Poop Bags
Pillows
Little Darty Woodsy Things
Flying Sticks
Things That Pit Bulls Will Always Not Like
------------------------------------------
Toenail Clipping
Permanent Forever Abandonment, Again
That Kid on the BMX Bike
That Kid on the Rollerblades
That Kid on the Skateboard
That Squirrel I'm Pretty Sure I Saw On a Skateboard Once Cucumbers - WTF?
Drowning
Deer Flies
Non-crippled Deer
Mom and Dad via that there Intarweb Only
Hopefully that will help clear some things up around here.
***
A reminder: we are not made to travel in trailers.
If we were, you would see dogs in trailers, constantly.
Do you see this?
No you do not.
***
Also: I know it is often funny, but
sometimes it is a little embarassing when your farts are announced. And they don't really displace THAT much oxygen.
Just sayin.
***
Big red couch, I miss you.
***
Scariest pet ever: Acid-Tongued Pit Bull!
***
You are both in my heart. Soon you will be, in little layers just a cell or two thick, on the surface of my tongue. And then little bits of you will be in my esophagus. Afterwards you will be in my stomach and intestines. Eventually you will be in little biodegradable poop bags. By this I mean I love you.
Good night and sweet dreams,
Mookiah
posted by Wan Park at 11:25 AM
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